A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool
on the aviation frequencies.
This was his first time
approaching a field during the nighttime, and
instead of making any
official requests to the tower, he said, "Guess
who?"
The
controller switched the field lights off and replied, "Guess
where!"
ElleryFridgeirQQ
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito
?
You slap him and he slaps you back !
EatunHaroldXu
Q. What's the difference
between a
lawnmower and a bagpipe?
A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owner's
neighbors are upset if
you borrow the lawnmower and don't return
it.
MervinAvenelJm
Who made this Christmas pudding?
Our
chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool.
What did he use
to make it?
Elf-raising flour, of course.
FeltinSheltonSt
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting.
Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How
come?
The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.
MontaroBannerex
A certain little boy had been spanked
by
his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that
evening, the boy called out sulkily, ' Mum ! your husband's just come
home.'
HerbAurivilleiN
Which author do the Gorillas love
most?
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
MoriartyYoupN
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Charles
!
Charles who ?
Charles your luck on the lottery !
RachelGriffithsThompsonck
My barber is a specialist in road map
shaves.
How come?
When he's finished, your face is full of
short cuts.
WeifordClintwoodqf
Q: Why
did the blonde give a blow job after
sex?
A: She wanted to have her *** and eat it too.
BenkaminBirchQN