Alex Pettyfer:
Alex Pettyfer
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Information:
Name: Alex Pettyfer
Born: 1990-04-10
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
Tormented (2009), Wild Child (2008), Stormbreaker (2006), Tom Brown's Schooldays (2005)
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ben
Hur!
Ben Hur who ?
Ben Hur an hour - let me in!
BotulfColyerlO
Q:
What do you call a blonde sky diving
team?
A: A new version of the lawn dart's game.
AldsMuataGx
There is a new Barbie
doll on the market
- East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a
Ken doll
TorrinFarsMv
"Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the
owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You certainly will, and
you'll probably beat her
too!"
DirrnygBertholdLV
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
I know,
but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
DonnMailhairerbL
Where do cars get the most
flat
tires?
Where there is a fork in the road.
SamuelEdrickHV
First monster: That
pretty girl over there
just rolled her eyes at me.
Second monster: Well you'd better roll
them back to her, she might
need them.
RyderSheldonOI
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Teenage Pregnancy
Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry
parents and deadbeat boyfriend
sold separately
GiollanaebhinWheatleyOm
What happened when the
witch went for a job as
a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the perfect face for
radio.
TrisTahurerOR
Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a
war going
on between India and Bharat?
Another madman said,
"Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."
CecilloHanlonyx